I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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