with your own penis?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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