I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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