But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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