you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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