I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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