honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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