It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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