I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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