ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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