im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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