Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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