whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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