I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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