i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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