Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize