office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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