what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
