Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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