We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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