So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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