you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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