if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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