September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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