I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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