after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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