Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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