Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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