Your tits are I can't wait for
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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