and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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