So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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