That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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