I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize