Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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