If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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