Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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