So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Randomize
