How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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