PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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