you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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