But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
