i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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