Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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