Kareoke will never be a sober sport
accomplished twins. life is a go
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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