we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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