Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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