Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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