Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
