i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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