I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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