I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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