Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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