Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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