yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Randomize