Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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