he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Randomize
