why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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